Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Also Zoidberg. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords.
Example: Cruel though they may be...
And I'm his friend Jesus. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
Example: Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Quite possible.
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I don't want to be rescued. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
Example: Tell them I hate them.
PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
Example: If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. But existing is basically all I do! I never loved you.
Example: A sexy mistake. And I'd do it again!
Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me.
Example: Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? I just told you! You've killed me!
Example: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Example: Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
Example: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. But existing is basically all I do! I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared. I just told you! You've killed me!
Example: What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food.
It has nothing to do with mating. Soon enough. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Daylight and everything. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
Example: Is that a cooking show? It doesn't look so shiny to me. And why did 'I' have to take a cab?
I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
Example: Guess again. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.