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請不用擔心！我們會根據我們審核過數千份問卷的經驗一起陪您耐心地修改問卷喔！
Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Also Zoidberg. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords.
Example: Cruel though they may be...
可透過ATM、超商、信用卡繳款，繳款過程中有任何問題請盡快與我們聯絡。
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只要三份問卷以上就能有團購優惠喔！請私訊粉專詳細的資訊。
And I'm his friend Jesus. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
Example: Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Quite possible.
基礎方案及進階方案約為14天，VIP方案約為7天，樣本收集的速度是在整個發放期間依發放狀況分階段回收。總份數500份以上的問卷依個案不同可能會超過前述的天數。
我們會建議您可以複製一份一樣的問卷連結交給我們發放，待發放完畢後，再將樣本做整合。
依您所使用的問卷設計工具有所不同：
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Surveycake：請您在surveycake問卷後台中的『分享問卷』裡將『公開結果』調成『on』，並將『統計圖表一頁式』的連結傳送給我們
Typeform：在「connect」的地方和Google sheet 連結，再將Google sheet 設定為與theasker2018@gmail.com共同編輯
I don't want to be rescued. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
Example: Tell them I hate them.
只能依照需求表單的受眾填答條件來發放，不能指定比例。
您可以在問卷中設計相反題，並告知我們通過的條件為何，不符合條件的樣本不計入保證收取樣本的數量當中。
若期限截止時沒有收集到承諾數量，我們會全額退費。
PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
Example: If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. But existing is basically all I do! I never loved you.
Example: A sexy mistake. And I'd do it again!
Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me.
Example: Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? I just told you! You've killed me!
Example: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Example: Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
Example: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. But existing is basically all I do! I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared. I just told you! You've killed me!
Example: What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food.
It has nothing to do with mating. Soon enough. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Daylight and everything. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
Example: Is that a cooking show? It doesn't look so shiny to me. And why did 'I' have to take a cab?
I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
Example: Guess again. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.
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